Fox House M.D. It’s Not Lupus T-shirt
Fox House M.D. It’s Not Lupus T-shirt

It’s never lupus! This cheeky “House” t-shirt features the definition to one of the most commonly proposed diagnoses from the medical drama series. The front of the t-shirt reads, “SYSTEMIC LUPUS ERYTHEMATOSUS (SLE) N, an inflammatory connective tissue disease hat is often held to be an autoimmune disease and that occurs chiefly in women, is characterized especially by fever, skin rash, and arthritis, often by acute hemolytic anemia, by small hemorrhages in the skin and mucous membranes, by inflammation of the pericardium, and in serious cases by involvement of the kidneys and central nervous system.”The back of the shirt reads, “It’s not lupus.” Navy 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

Fox House M.D. Logo Script T-shirt
Fox House M.D. Logo Script T-shirt

It may look battered, but it’s still brilliant! This officially licensed “House” t-shirt features the series logo on front, and an excerpt from an episode script on the back. The dialogue on the back reads, “HOUSE: If you’re dying, suddenly everybody loves you. WILSON: You have a cane, nobody even likes you. HOUSE: I’m not terminal, merely pathetic, you wouldn’t believe the crap people let me get away with.” The print has been distressed for a vintage look. Brown 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise Size Chart

Fox House M.D. Normal’s Not Normal T-shirt
Fox House M.D. Normal’s Not Normal T-shirt

Normal’s not normal, if you’re not normal! Share the Dr. House’s hard-earned insight with the world by ordering this officially licensed “House” t-shirt featuring one of the doctor’s most memorable lines. Gold 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise Size Chart

Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro Junior’s Gray T-Shirt
Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro Junior’s Gray T-Shirt

It’s the perfect attire for your physical rehabilitation! This officially licensed “House” juniors t-shirt pays tribute to the brilliant curmudgeon’s workplace with the legend, “Property of Princeton Plainsboro, est. 1986, Teaching Hospital.” The print has been distressed for vintage appeal. Heather Gray 90% lightweight cotton, 10% polyester Fitted Officially Licensed Junior Fit More House items: House Merchandise

Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro T-shirt
Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro T-shirt

It’s the perfect attire for your physical rehabilitation! This officially licensed “House” t-shirt pays tribute to the brilliant curmudgeon’s workplace with the legend, “Property of Princeton Plainsboro, est. 1986, Teaching Hospital.” The print has been distressed for vintage appeal. Heather Gray 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise Size Chart

Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette Juniors T-Shirt
Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette Juniors T-Shirt

If the entire hospital is frowning, it’s a good bet that you-know-who is on the case! This stylish “House” juniors t-shirt features a black-and-white silhouette of the narcissistic diagnostician alongside the legend, “The doctor is in.” What gave it away– the cane? Black 100% lightweight cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Junior Fit More House items: House Merchandise

Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette T-shirt
Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette T-shirt

If the entire hospital is frowning, it’s a good bet that you-know-who is on the case! This stylish “House” t-shirt features a black-and-white silhouette of the narcissistic diagnostician alongside the legend, “The doctor is in.” What gave it away– the cane? Black 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House Alumni Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Adult Gray T-shirt
House Alumni Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Adult Gray T-shirt

Are you a fan of the most enigmatic doctor of all time? Well, why not show it off in style? This officially licensed House t-shirt will let everyone know that you’re an Alumni of the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, making it the perfect choice for any die hard fan of the show. Who wouldn’t want to be an alumni of the hospital where Dr. Gregory House works? Who wouldn’t want to show off that they are done wearing scrubs and they have moved up to wearing a white coat? Show some love for this pill popping doctor with an awesome House M.D. T-shirt! Gray 100% Cotton Standard Fit Officially Licensed More House items: House Merchandise

House Dr. Gregory, M.D. Pharmacy Cream T-shirt
House Dr. Gregory, M.D. Pharmacy Cream T-shirt

This eye-catching “House” t-shirt offers an iconic peek inside the good doctor’s brain. A soft print of Dr. Gregory House himself trapped inside a pharmacy covers the front of the tee. It’s fitted, making the shirt ideal for layering fashions. Cream 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Blame My Gender Charcoal T-shirt
House M.D. Blame My Gender Charcoal T-shirt

Give the haters a matter-of-fact response with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt featuring the text, “Don’t blame me, blame my gender!” The House logo appears on the back of the shirt. Charcoal 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Brain Logo T-shirt
House M.D. Brain Logo T-shirt

Show the world you’re a fan of the smartest show on television with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt! The cream-colored tee features a medical diagram of a human brain emblazoned with the “House” logo. It sends a subtle message, wouldn’t you say? Cream 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Don’t Trust Opinions Charcoal T-shirt
House M.D. Don’t Trust Opinions Charcoal T-shirt

Take a critical-thinking lesson from TV’s least endearing doctor with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt! The charcoal cotton tee features a classic House-ism from the popular Fox TV series: “Don’t Trust Opinions.” The “House” logo appears on the back. Charcoal 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Dr. House Type Face Military Green Adult T-Shirt
House M.D. Dr. House Type Face Military Green Adult T-Shirt

Getting a “MASH” flashback? That’s probably due to the military green hue of this sexy “House” t-shirt! A distressed print of the ruggedly (raggedly?) handsome Dr. House peers out at the world from the front of this officially licensed cotton tee. Whether you’re a brilliant diagnostic doc or just a crippled pill head, TV Store Online is awaiting your orders 24/7! Military Green 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Dying Changes Everything Black Adult T-shirt
House M.D. Dying Changes Everything Black Adult T-shirt

The doctor says it best: “Dying changes everything.” Let the world know you’ve been there with this black cotton “House” t-shirt. The series logo appears on the back of the shirt. Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Everybody Lies Charcoal T-shirt
House M.D. Everybody Lies Charcoal T-shirt

Dr. House doesn’t know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor’s most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton t-shirt: “Everybody lies.” Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends. Charcoal 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Everybody Lies Juniors/Ladies Charcoal T-shirt
House M.D. Everybody Lies Juniors/Ladies Charcoal T-shirt

Dr. House doesn’t know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor’s most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton juniors t-shirt: “Everybody lies.” Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends. Charcoal 100% lightweight cotton Fitted Junior Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Genius Has Side Effects Steel Gray T-shirt
House M.D. Genius Has Side Effects Steel Gray T-shirt

So THAT’S why my toenails turned black! Explain away your nastier quirks with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt. Medical drawings of a faded skull and a lung back the text, “Genius has side effects,” on the front. The series logo appears on the back. Silver 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art T-shirt
House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art T-shirt

Andy Warhol would have loved this jerk! This eye-catching pop-art “House” t-shirt features Dr. House himself depicted in a Warhol-like print. It might be a bit flashy for the doctor’s taste, but it’s perfect for colorful “House” fans. White 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art White Juniors T-shirt
House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art White Juniors T-shirt

Andy Warhol would have loved this jerk! This eye-catching pop-art “House” juniors t-shirt features Dr. House himself depicted in a Warhol-like print. It might be a bit flashy for the doctor’s taste, but it’s perfect for colorful “House” fans. White 100% lightweight cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Junior Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. I Know You’re In There Charcoal T-shirt
House M.D. I Know You’re In There Charcoal T-shirt

Behind the attitude, behind the pills, Dr. House hides a heart. A medical diagram of the proof is printed on the front of this officially licensed t-shirt. The legend is one of Dr. James Wilson’s most memorable quotes from the popular drama: “I know you’re in there… I can hear you caring.” Charcoal 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. I Was Deluded Face Adult Navy T-Shirt
House M.D. I Was Deluded Face Adult Navy T-Shirt

Don’t be afraid to re-evaluate your initial diagnosis! Dr. House himself dispenses a bit of wisdom from the front of this navy cotton t-shirt: “I was deluded into thinking I might be crazy.” Let those who are concerned about you the most know you’re perfectly sane with this dryly hilarious tee inspired by the hit Fox series. Navy 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Logo Flare Adult Black T-Shirt
House M.D. Logo Flare Adult Black T-Shirt

A logo as brilliant as Dr. House himself! This officially licensed ?House? t-shirt features a print of the long-running medical drama?s series logo being projected from a bright light source. The Good Doctor himself appears in silhouette next to the ?H.? Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Physically Incapable of Being Polite Adult Military Green T-Shirt
House M.D. Physically Incapable of Being Polite Adult Military Green T-Shirt

This officially licensed “House” t-shirt makes the perfect gift for the narcissistic curmudgeon in your life! The front of the military green tee features a classic House-ism: “I’m physically incapable of being polite.” If you’re as brilliant as House, you can get away with it! Military Green 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Remove Youre Whole Head Adult Black T-Shirt
House M.D. Remove Youre Whole Head Adult Black T-Shirt

Got a thing for dry, cutting sarcasm? Unless you order this officially licensed “House” t-shirt, we’ll be forced to conclude YOU’RE FAKING! The black cotton tee features one of House’s most quotable patient briefings: “We have to remove your whole head.” (Don’t worry. It doesn’t hurt!) It’s a must-own for legit fans of the hit Fox comedy. Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Snakes On A Cane Black Adult T-Shirt Tee
House M.D. Snakes On A Cane Black Adult T-Shirt Tee

Who’d have guessed this iconic design was all Hugh Laurie’s idea? This officially licensed “House” t-shirt features the “Snakes on a Cane” icon from the guerrilla marketing promotion for Season 6 of the hit Fox medical drama. The print depicts a caduceus with House’s cane replacing the staff. Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise

House M.D. Snakes On A Cane Black Juniors T-Shirt
House M.D. Snakes On A Cane Black Juniors T-Shirt

Who’d have guessed this iconic design was all Hugh Laurie’s idea? This officially licensed “House” juniors tee features the “Snakes on a Cane” icon from the guerrilla marketing promotion for Season 6 of the hit Fox medical drama. The print on the front of the fitted t-shirt depicts a caduceus with House’s cane replacing the staff. Black 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed More House items: House Merchandise

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